i have skipped my boring geography lab. which, of course, i shouldn’t be doing, seeing as how i’m miserably failing the class that most people think is the easiest science in the world. fuck that. i’m never going to become a geographer hiking up trails to find my own mount vesuvius. i don’t want to study landslides and erosion and apply the principles of superposition. the only position i want to apply is me lying on a bed sleeping all through that damn class.

it’s not that i hate learning. no no, it’s not that. i simply hate learning things that have no immediate or longterm use for me. i sit in classes all the doo-da day taking notes in huge lecture rooms for what? for an education that leaves me baffled everyday by its utility? insanity. no wait, insanity is spending the amount i spend on tuition every year. that’s insanity.

i think i have justly denounced higher learning. let’s see what’s next on my agenda.