i have drained what little was left of my chequing account and now have only $23.67 to my name. that means no more expensive trips to silvercity to watch a movie i didn’t even care to see, no more bubble tea two times in a day, and definitely no more mcdonald’s combo meals.

admittedly, i have been the biggest bum in the world during the last month or so. i have done nothing but sit on my ass and peruse the internet, watch loads of television and dvds, and eat like there’s no tomorrow. i am the laziest creature, which to most people comes as a big turn-off. no worries here. i have honestly been as inactive as a skunk in a trunk with skills so bunk.

thusly, my inactivity has had me demoted in the household hierarchy and i now have no priority whatsoever over the computer or telephone. this makes for interesting hobbies. lately i’ve been engrossed in my arctic white gameboy advance and reading old mary higgins clark novels i found stashed under my older sister’s bed. you don’t want to know what else i found under there.

idleness has become my vice. as much as my parents criticize my lack of activity, i can’t help but bask in the joy that is irresponsibility. granted, i still carry out the medial labour around the house (i.e., washing dishes, vacuuming, doing laundry), although nothing compares to the splendour that is sloth.