i’ve ranted before and i’ll rant again. please do not piss all over the toilet seats! i don’t care if you need to bring extra toilet paper in your backpack or even just hold your piss until you get home, just do not soil public toilet seats. for the love of pete.

i’m one of those people that need a clean toilet seat. (wow, like many other sane people. surprise, surprise.) and to stand in a ten minute line-up just to use the fucking loo at ubc in between classes, only to find that the one available stall contains used sanitary napkins lying on the ground, toilet paper hanging out of the bowl, and urine all over the seat is enough to make a decent girl go blind with rage. having no time to spare — and a testy bladder, mind you — i actually have to wipe the seat down myself. there are mere milimetres between my skin and the foul liquid spouted from your nether-regions. hell hath no fury for you girls.

there should be a common code forged by women to abolish discourtesies in the restroom. come on… we earned the right to vote, maintained equal labour laws, but we can’t even piss without dribbling. let’s get our act together, ladies. this is the twenty-first century, not the middle ages; you can’t just go dumping the contents of your latrine on people’s heads anymore.