just when i had gotten over my initial shock that so many people agreed with my attraction — er, approval — of daniel radcliffe, i turn my back for a second and guess what i see: people attracted to — er, approving of — tom felton (a.k.a. draco malfoy). i mean, if you’re going to be a pedophile lusting after jailbait, you might as well do it right. and draco malfoy just ain’t right. bleached blonde hair never worked for anyone but spike — not even for justin timberlake.

even i wouldn’t hit it.