ever hear comments from your friends or family that are just so randomly stupid? the following are quoted from people i know in real life:

• “mmm, these are my favourite. what are they?”
• “i can’t eat when i chew.”
• “i need goggles to swim, or i won’t be able to breathe!”
• “i really wanted to wear my new camel toe boots… i mean, my camel-coloured boots!”