i recently discovered that alan’s house uses the luxurious two-ply toilet paper while my own uses the one-ply of a pauper. i don’t know how i can look him in the face anymore.

in other [useless] news, i put up a tentative layout at men.adjacent.ca and a new review of “asylum” at dullsville. not that you care.

addendum: another review — the movie emma. (i’m on a roll today!)