i never found it strange that i crushed on (as was the terminology at the time) cartoon characters when i was younger. the more notable two-dimensional paramours were darien from sailor moon and john smith from disney’s pocahontas. 2D men are so much better than regular men because they lack that common third dimension, the i-want-two-chicks-at-the-same-time dimension.

addendum: and how could i forget ryu from street fighter? thanks, meekus.