i felt like being a good little evening news-watcher tonight before i started up my homework, but there was nothing newsworthy on except for the tit heard ‘round the world. could that be any more of a publicity stunt? um, yeah, i like wearing shiny sunburst medallions on my nipples, too, when i have absolutely no idea my shirt is going to be ripped off.

looking at it now (with the utmost reluctance), janet jackson’s boob looks extraterrestrial. it’s out of this world, and not in a good way. i have no problem with seeing a boob on television, just not the one that killed everyone in alien. this kind of explains the mystery of michael jackson, now that i think about it.