my parents are gone for a bit, so my sister and i are left to fend for ourselves. this consists of our leaving many dirty dishes piling up in the kitchen sink and surviving off of swanson hungry man dinners (is it wrong that i like them more than my mother’s meals?).

i really don’t think i’ll be learning how to cook any time soon. i will never be the stereotypical cooking/cleaning wife, so why start now?

there is a review of intolerable cruelty up at [the newly titled] film nerd. this post was just an excuse to mention that.

p.s. i am starving. please send food. or some empty pop cans which i can recycle for spare change in order to purchase more hungry man dinners.