F•R•I•E•N•D•S is over — K•I•L•L Y•O•U•R•S•E•L•F!

ok, the friends finale was pretty predictable, but that’s exactly what i wanted! save the cynical, twist endings for artsy douche-bags; i loves me some ross and rachel, no matter how contrived.

i’ve recently been reprimanded by shaw.ca for downloading too much. i can’t help myself! when i’m not watching television, i’m watching my computer which is playing television shows. i am about to embark on the third season of csi, not to mention in desperate need of catching up with smallville (the show i love to hate). i also have the slight desire to watch survivor all-stars, but with colby and ethan gone, i really don’t give two shits. if boston rob wins i’ll eat my hat, that is if i actually wore hats. maybe i’ll eat a danish pastry instead; i really hate those things. at any rate, now i have to “watch what i download”, say my parents. but bit torrent is calling to me… i must answer.

in complement to the television binging, i’ve been eating like there’s no tomorrow — mostly pho and mcdonald’s. i am the inescapable proof that couch potatoes really do exist in their physical and disgusting form.

p.s. the girl next door has been reviewed by your friendly neighbourhood naysayer.