movies like chasing liberty and first daughter confuse me. why do people treat the daughters of presidents like celebrities? personally, if i saw chelsea clinton in a bar, i wouldn’t even look twice.

however, i wouldn’t mind breaking a bottle over one of the bush daughter’s heads — or maybe even both. they’d probably have me hunted down and killed later, though.

whoa, that’s a great movie idea: first daughters who chase liberty by having people killed! now there’s a movie i’d like to see. (copyright pending.)