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it’s amazing how many people view the presidential election as a sports game of sorts (myself included). when one’s team wins, it’s “in your face, losahs!” and “stick it in your mouth and suck it!” — yeah, i took some creative liberties with those — and then they forget why there was even such a close race to the finish at all.

today is the day i’m glad that an american president can only serve two terms as the worst president in history.

You know, if Bill Clinton did half the shit George W Bush did, the republicans would have fucking crucified him - literally, they would have nailed him to a cross and hung him up on the White House lawn. It’s amazing that they can spend $87 million dollars trying to get Clinton impeached for getting a blowjob, and only $11 million on the commission trying to figure out who blew up the WTC. But that’s enough politics for me. This country makes me sad. I think I’m gonna move to Canada.
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i’ll make a cot up for you, jared!